Friday, September 30, 2005

Support our Troops and Gators!


WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian, and French navies.

At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half a dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French Admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?" Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German." Suddenly the group became very quiet.

Support our Troops ...Go Gators......and "God Bless America."

Monday, September 26, 2005

My brother is a Grandfather


Congratulations to Ron & Dana...after a few false alarms...Kelly had Madison

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Political Leaders & Hurricanes Blow


They should be ashamed....Great men like former president Clinton and Vice President Gore both got on TV blaming President Bush...for global warming....that is responsible for causing hurricanes.

People that take advantage of the disasters in New Orleans, Alabama, Florida, Texas for political gain are the second lowest form of life.....just a notch above TV evangelists that claim the storms are Gods revenge to sinners.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

What about the Picnic?


Bye-Bye Security One......15 years of my life....working 60 hour weeks....thousands of security installations, over 10,000 service calls, hundreds of employees, the annual company meeting, over 15,000 cameras installed, and millions of access ID cards.....and the only question I ever hear...."What about the company picnic"?

Ingersoll-Rand Acquires Security One Systems, A Security-Systems Integration Firm
Hamilton, Bermuda, May 12, 2005--Ingersoll-Rand Company Limited (NYSE:IR), a leading diversified industrial firm, today announced that it has acquired Security One Systems, a security-systems integrator based in Florida. Terms of the transaction were not disclosed.Security One Systems provides turnkey security design solutions, including access-control, closed-circuit TV, video surveillance and alarm monitoring, with strong presence in communications, financial services, government and healthcare markets. The company, founded in 1990, is the largest independent security-systems integrator in the southeast United States, operating six branches in Florida."Security One's strong track record of systems integration, service and support for complex organizations, coupled with IR's strong distribution network and security-technologies product offering, will enhance our ability to provide customers with a complete solution for managing their security needs," said Herbert L. Henkel, chairman, president, and chief executive officer. "In addition, the acquisition of Security One expands our solutions footprint in the southeast United States and continues IR's strategy to pursue recurring revenues through services-related business."Security One will become part of Ingersoll-Rand's Security Technologies Sector, which is a leading provider of mechanical locks, architectural hardware, electronic and biometric access-control systems and other technologies and services for global security markets.Ingersoll-Rand is a global provider of products, services, and integrated solutions to industries as diverse as transportation, manufacturing, construction, and agriculture. The company brings to bear a 100-year-old heritage of technological innovation to help companies be more productive, efficient, and innovative. Examples include cryogenic refrigeration that preserves agricultural produce worldwide, biometric security systems for airports, corporations, and government facilities, the efficient harnessing of air to drive tools and factories, and versatile, compact vehicles for construction and efficient movement of people and goods. In every line of business, Ingersoll-Rand enables companies and their customers to turn work into progress.

Friday, September 09, 2005

I love Irony and Cigars




Here we are, Hui (Lucky Hoo-ee), Pete, and Bob.....Smoking a Sosa cigar (made in the Dominican Republic) at the Great Wall of China (a communist country) because the Cuban cigars are too expensive and banned from the USA because Castro is a murdering communist. Posted by Picasa

Just a few of the shots from our summer trip to Asia.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Is Pat Robertson Crazy?


Whatever happened to "Thou shall not kill"?

What about "Love thy brother?"

These evangelical "leaders" are totally corrupt hypocrites that scare people with a "boogie-man" in order to raise money...it is shameful!

First Crazy Pat Robertson orders the assassination of the President of Venezuela. Now some crazed TV evangelist claims god wants to punish New Orleans for all the "Sin".

Here is a statement issued by Michael Marcavage, from the evangelical Christian group, "Repent America" issued today....... "Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city. From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence', New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. May it never be the same. Let us pray for those ravaged by this disaster. However, we must not forget that the citizens of New Orleans tolerated and welcomed the wickedness in their city for so long"

We wonder how good Muslims can allow radicals to hijack their religion and spread terrorism? Look at the crazy people in our country that have faith and trust in Falwell, Robertson, and all the fake faith healers on TV.

That's why I stick to professional wrestling....at least everyone knows it's real!

The Great Malenko


For years there have been rumors that professional wrestling might be fixed? That wrestlers might fake some of the punches or that when a wrestler bleeds it too is fake?

Bull! Gordon Solie would never lie! He was a professionally trained television announcer. He was a master of the "squared circle". Trust me, when the professor a/k/a the Great Malenko growled at the camera....it was scary.

Lucky for us, Malenko owned a houseboat across from the Fontainebleau Hotel, because Miami Beach was his lucky town!

CWF on Facebook - Cool Old Time Florida Wrestling

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Chinese Fortune Sticks


Hui (Lucky Hoo-ee) with authentic Chinese Fortune Sticks used by Budhist monks to tell fortunes. Posted by Picasa