Finance - Investment Advice

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan

Intellect - The "secrets" to success

Spiritual - President Bush rides with the Wounded Warriors

Intellect - Ambiguous Statements but true!

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 2. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 3. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? 4. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? 5. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? 6. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? 7. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED? 8. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? 9. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. 10. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? 11. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO? 12. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

Intellect - Obama - It's all about jobs

Spiritual - Sometimes you just have to jump......