Shortest Books in the World

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
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ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Barney Frank (D-Mass)
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
b y PETA

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clintonwith introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson