Wednesday, August 27, 2008

United Way - Another reason to never give them a penny!

For months, the United Way of Central Carolinas board said Gloria Pace King was worth every penny of her controversial $1.2 million pay package.

Tuesday, 37 of those board members unanimously called on their longtime CEO to resign or be fired.

King's fall was breathtakingly quick, but not clean.

Critical questions remain. How the board handles them will affect 91 nonprofit agencies and the thousands in need that they serve.

Can the board regain enough public trust to rescue its ongoing fundraising campaign?

How will it settle accounts with King, even as it pays her interim replacement $20,000 a month?

And the most fundamental question of all: How did a group that includes some of the region's savviest corporate leaders allow all of this to happen?

At its hastily called Tuesday press conference, the board offered no specific explanation about what had gone wrong and why King has been asked to leave.

“This was not an error made by a single individual at a single point in time, but a collective breakdown at many levels over a period of time,” board chairman Graham Denton said.

“We owe the community a sincere apology.”

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Gator Wins!!!

fgrimm@MiamiHerald.com

M ost places, when the president of a wildly prosperous medical clinic comes under investigation for defrauding Medicare, we first hear about him in the dry text of a federal indictment.

Justo Padron didn't reside in one of those places.

Padron was a quintessential South Florida character. His downfall might have been plagiarized from the books of Carl Hiaasen or Dave Barry, who've often complained that real life here keeps stealing their plotlines.

His clinic in Hialeah had racked up 12,290 Medicare claims -- worth $7.4 million -- for HIV treatment. Except this particular HIV treatment (intravenous infusion) was all but obsolete. It was obsolete everywhere, it seems, but South Florida.

Justo Padron's résumé probably didn't allay suspicions that his operation reeked of fraud. At 36, he was already classified as a habitual criminal whose rap sheet included more than a dozen arrests for robbery, assault, trespassing and cocaine possession.

In 2002, the future president of Tamiami Medical Center finished up a six-year prison stint for burglary.

When investigators talked to Padron, he seemed to be having trouble accounting for $355,000 in the clinic's bank account.

THE GATOR WINS

The FBI was closing in. Not fast enough. This is South Florida, where reality likes to dress up as outlandish fiction.

On Nov. 8, security guards surprised the medical executive outside the Miccosukee casino attempting to steal a car. Padron fled into the darkness (no doubt reasoning that attempted grand larceny can't be good for business). He hurried out of the casino parking lot and leaped into a nearby lake.

Most places, jumping into a lake would seem a fine strategy for eluding authorities. South Florida is not one of those places.

He was mauled to death by a nine-foot alligator. So much for Padron.

The ex-con's $7.4 million clinic scam was among the astounding examples of local Medicare fraud schemes exposed by The Miami Herald's Jay Weaver.

Jay found that that bogus HIV treatment clinics in Miami-Dade County were paying kickbacks to low-life scoundrels and crackheads to pose as patients. In 2005 alone, our fake clinics hit up Medicare for $2.2 billion.

AND MORE SCAMS

HIV infusion fraud was just one of the rip-offs. Half of Miami-Dade's supposed medical equipment supply houses appear to be no more than mail drops for yet another variation of the Medicare hustle.

Not only is South Florida roiling with a wildly disproportionate number of Medicare scamsters, Weaver found that when federal investigators get close, local actors often skip the country.

Some 56 suspects in South Florida fraud schemes are on the lam. Weaver reported that $142 million in filched Medicare money disappeared along with them.

The FBI thinks many of the suspects, in a reversal of the usual migration pattern, are immigrants who fled back home to Cuba.

The numbers Weaver added up in local Medicare schemes were so large, so many billions, that they challenged the imagination.

But one of those numbers took a permanent grip on my imagination: Nine. As in the nine-foot alligator that, when it came to catching a South Florida Medicare cheat, was way ahead of the FBI

Olympic Fever - Learn basic Chinese

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese   

That's not right!               
                                    Sum Ting Wong 

Are you harboring a fugitive?                               Hu Yu Hai Ding   

See me ASAP   ;                   
                                 Kum Hia Nao   

Stupid Man                    
                                       Dum Fuk   

Small Horse                      
  ;                                 Tai Ni Po Ni   
  

Did you go to the beach?         
                             Wai Yu So Tan   

I bumped into a coffee table!    
                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni   

I think you need a face lift!          
                       Chin Tu Fat   
  
It's very dark in here!               
                          Wai So Dim   

I thought you were on a diet!       
                       Wai Yu Mun Ching   

This is a tow away zone!         
                            No Pah King 

Our meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao 
     
   

Staying out of sight                
                              Lei Ying Lo   

He's cleaning his automobile   
                             Wa Shing Ka   

Your body odor is offensive 
                              Yu Stin Ki Pu   

Great                   
                                                 Fa Kin Su Pa   

Friday, August 08, 2008

A Billion Dollars

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. 

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. 

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. 

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. 

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. 

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. 

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. 

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...let's take a look at New Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. 

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number... what does it mean? 

A. Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528. 

B. Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787. 

C. Or... if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012. 

Washington, D. C.: HELLO! Are all your calculators broken?? 

Accounts Receivable Tax 
Building Permit Tax 
CDL License Tax 
Cigarette Tax 
Corporate Income Tax 
Dog License Tax 
Federal Income Tax 
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 
Fishing License Tax 
Food License Tax 
Fuel Permit Tax 
Gasoline Tax 
Hunting License Tax 
Inheritance Tax 
Inventory Tax 
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) 
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
Liquor Tax 
Luxury Tax 
Marriage License Tax 
Medicare Tax 
Property Tax 
Real Estate Tax 
Service charge taxes 
Social Security Tax 
Road Usage Tax (Truckers) 
Sales Taxes 
Recreational Vehicle Tax 
School Tax 
State Income Tax 
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax 
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax 
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax 
Telephone State and Local Tax 
Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
Utility Tax 
Vehicle License Registration Tax 
Vehicle Sales Tax 
Watercraft Registration Tax 
Well Permit Tax 
Workers Compensation Tax 

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... 
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. 

We had absolutely no national debt... 
We had the largest middle class in the world... 
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 

What happened? 

Friday, August 01, 2008

Hi-Ho Hi-Ho

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! 

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...