Wisdom

The OLD Man & the Frog…..

A guy is 75 years  old and loves to fish. 

He was sitting in  his boat the other day when 
he heard a voice  say, 

'Pick me  up.'

He looked around  and couldn't see anyone. 

He thought he was  dreaming when he heard 
the voice say again,

'Pick me  up.' 

He looked in the  water and there, floating 
on the top, was a frog.

The man said,  'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to  you.'    

Pick me up then,  kiss me and I'll turn into 
the most beautiful woman you have ever  seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious 
and jealous  because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a  short time, 
reached over,  picked it up carefully, and placed 
it in his front pocket.

The frog  said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you 
hear what I said? I said kiss  me and I will be 
your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket,  looked at the frog and said,  
'Nah, at my age  I'd rather have a talking frog.'
    
With  age comes wisdom.