Friday, September 22, 2006

Just when you think the world can't get any more crazy.....






























Cat Stevens Criticizes Pope on Islam

LONDON (AP) - The singer formerly known as Cat Stevens, who converted to Islam and changed his name to Yusuf Islam, joined the furor over Pope Benedict XVI's recent comments about Islam by criticizing the pontiff on Sunday.

In the pope's controversial speech in Germany this month, Benedict quoted words of a Byzantine emperor that characterized some of the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad as "evil and inhuman."

The singer, whose hits such as "Moon Shadow" and "Peace Train" made him a star in 1960s and 1970s, said in an interview with the British Broadcasting Corp. that the pope's words proved he was not infallible.

"At one point, I used to believe that the pope was infallible," Islam said, referring to teachings he received while attending a Catholic school as a boy.
The pontiff "should have looked elsewhere if he wanted to quote but we respect the pope and his position," he said, adding it was good Benedict had retracted his statement "in a way."

Since his conversion to Islam in 1977, the 58-year-old has become well known to Britons as a campaigner for good causes.

In 2004, after flying to the United States from London, the singer was barred from entering the country after U.S. security officials said his name was on list of banned individuals.
What about Bannaple Gas?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Popeye critically ill - Spinach crisis spreads


Detectives investigating the mysterious e-coli virus are looking into threats by his former friend Brutus. Girlfriend, Olive Oil, stays by his bedside.

http://www2.wsvn.com/news/articles/national/MI29313/

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Beautiful Boxer - Movie Preview

A true story from Thailand....buyer beware!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Another one bites the dust













A sad day in Chicago.......Marshall Fields is now Macy's

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060909/ap_on_bi_ge/federated_macy_s

http://chicago.urban-history.org/sites/d_stores/fields.htm

The Space Shuttle and the Horse's Ass


It is sure good to see the Space Shuttle flying again!

The great debate for our government has always been, "how do we spend the tax dollars"?

How much to Health Care? Welfare? Military? Education? It is not an easy decision, considering how the money will affect future generations. If experiments and exploration lead to new scientific breakthroughs and advancements, our nation and society will reap the benefits. When we have failures, it could be looked as a giant financial burden for the next generation to worry about.

Some people think Space Exploration should be at the bottom of the list of for tax dollars. After the tragic accidents, not only did the NASA budget get scrutinized, but the morale of NASA and of the entire nation suffered.

The Space Shuttle represents all that is good in America....Our tenacity, determination, and willingness to go where no man has gone before.....besides, I would rather pay for space exploration, than more nuclear weapons.

Did you know the design specifications of the space shuttle were based on the width of a horses ass?

http://www.astrodigital.org/space/stshorse.html

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Have you ever thought about writing a Book?

Maybe it's just your life story, or a book of poems or any one of a hundred ideas. With the Internet, there are no excuses. I have a few story ideas, and someday I am going to finish one of them........

Here are some publishing statistics that are really interesting: About 80% of the 1.2 million books published in 2004 sold less than 99 copies and only 2% sold 5,000 or more copies. The average book sells 500 copies.

According to a recent article there are three essentials to success as a self-publisher 1) secure a professional editor 2) secure a talented cover and page designer 3) have a well-tuned business and marketing plan.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Friday, September 01, 2006

Dolphin Fan - Gitmo Torture?

My dad started taking me to the Miami Dolphin games in the Orange Bowl in 1966. Although the stadium was a dump, the parking was horrible, and the toilets were memorable bonding experiences, I will always cherish all the great "football" memories.

When Joe Robbie had the courage to finance and build a new stadium without financial help from the Government, I really admired his tenacity and courage. When I first walked into this shrine to football, I was awe struck. No more beams blocking the view, no more end zone fights, and a scoreboard and sound system that helped a football fan keep track of the game stats.

Over the years since Joe Robbie has passed away, the stadium has been renamed to Pro-Player Park and now Dolphin Stadium.....but a lot more has changed than the name. The Huizinga Management team has transformed the game of football into the football "experience". Games are no longer football games for football fans, they are now "events" or "experiences".

It starts with the more fan friendly pre-game activities.....Very Nice!

Next is the upgraded food and beverage services (although it is stupid that you can't buy a beer after half time).

The stadium even has full time bathroom attendants and even installed new waterless urinals for the environmental tree huggers.

This year, they have finally made a commitment to improving the traffic flow pre and post game....it is mind numbing how poorly the traffic plans have been executed over the years. For a while it seemed like Dave Wannstedt must had developed the traffic plan! Maybe this year they will finally find someone to develop and execute a working traffic plan. What's Jimmy doing?

The biggest stadium improvement (so far) is the new HD TV replay television....WOW ....it is amazing....However, they have also upgraded the sound system (sonic boom loud) and added a new video display system around the entire stadium that flashes ultra bright computer graphics during the entire game. It is very, very, very distracting and annoying!!

At last nights pre-season win against the Rams, the sound system got so loud at times, you had to yell to the person next to you to talk....and the distraction from blinking/flashing lights made it almost impossible to watch the game....I guess guys like me that actually go to watch a football game, are a thing of the past. The ADD / MTV / Video game generation doesn't have the attention span to watch football, so they need loud noises and flashing lights to keep them involved in the "football event".

If the US army treated the Gitmo prisoners to the ultra-loud garbled PA system and the flashing / blinking lights, the UN would be protesting and sanctioning us for human rights violations.....only in America would we pay for over-priced athletes that no longer have loyalty to a team (except for Zack and Jason), pay $7 for a beer, subject ourselves to ear piercing sound, psychedelic flashing mind altering lights.....just to watch the second and third stringers play a pre-season game!

The final straw however is the security screening procedure when you enter the stadium. Terror threats? Liability avoidance? Nonsense? Everyone that enters the stadium is searched and frisked by a "highly trained" ticket-taker. In the old days, they were really looking for people smuggling booze, now I guess they are screening for terrorists? These dedicated "professionals" are the front line keeping us safe from potential danger. They have been trained to search every bag for weapons and explosives (I'm not sure what they would do if someone actually did have a bomb). They make everyone take off their hats to make sure no one smuggles a bomb on their head. Finally, they have separate male/female agents to frisk everyone. I guess from a liability sense, they are showing an effort to prevent a madman attack. From a security viewpoint, unless they search all employees, all deliveries, all players, coaches, etc.... they are not doing much to prevent a real attack and just wasting everyone's time.

The terrorists have won! Last year I stood in line, for 25 minutes in the rain, waiting for these "fan-friendly team members" to frisk me.....a football fan, a taxpayer, a 40-year season ticket holder! But I guess it just isn't practical to X-ray every keg of beer or delivery of stone crabs to make sure a bomb isn't hidden inside.... so they annoy everyone and put on a insurance liability reducing show!!!

After having season tickets for 40 years...I might buy an HD TV and a satellite dish and start watching from home!

Happiness Index?


I took this stupid test....and found out that I am less happy than poor people living in most of the world!

I don't see millions of people moving to these "happy" countries...so this test must be rigged to make the U.S. look bad.....and make people living in poor miserably conditions think they are happy?

http://www.happyplanetindex.org/

Personality Test?


If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose. (you can only pick one!)

Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue
4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing
5. Strawberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate on Chocolate
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choicewill be....

OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what "research" says about you...

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE --Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. Can be very emotional.

6. CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh.You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

No wonder I am over 300lbs....I like them all!

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Republican or Democrat?


I always thought I was a Centrist .....

I thought when it came to government, it should be a lean, mean fighting machine ....reduced budget, fiscally conservative, strong national defense, and keep out of people's personal life....A real separation of Church and State!

I found a test that measures your "true" political leaning ..... The first time I took the test about (2) months ago, I was leaning Liberal. I just re-took the test and the results were more in the middle

Take the test and understand your political bias, better!

http://www.self-gov.org/quiz.html

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Rick Sanchez gets shocked
South Park Humor?

I am bored sitting here and waiting for Tropical Storm Ernesto to pass over my condo! The first feeder band passed by with very intense winds around 3pm...hope it doesn't get too much stronger!!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Inflaling Tube Men
Best card trick in the world

Saturday, August 19, 2006

President Bush on Letterman
Frank Caliendo on Letterman
Andy Kaufman

Hypocrite of the Week

Andrew Young, the American civil rights leader who was hired by Wal- Mart Stores to improve its public image, has resigned from that post after telling an African-American newspaper that Jewish, Arab and Korean shop owners had "ripped off" urban communities for years, "selling us stale bread, and bad meat and wilted vegetables."

In the interview, published Thursday in The Los Angeles Sentinel, a weekly, Young said Wal-Mart should displace mom-and-pop stores in urban neighborhoods.

"You see those are the people who have been overcharging us," he said of the owners of the small stores, "and they sold out and moved to Florida. I think they've ripped off our communities enough. First it was Jews, then it was Koreans and now it's Arabs."

Read the entire article......
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/08/18/news/walmart.php

Friday, August 18, 2006

There's no place like HELL!

We landed at MIA and got our luggage....after traveling to world class cities and airports....Traveling through MIA is like traveling to a third world country.....The baggage claim area is dirty and seedy....and painfully slow! I guess the handlers need time to rummage through your bag or time to damage it.

Next comes my favorite MIA experience...Taxi cabs.

In Germany, Amsterdam, Austria, Budapest, Prague, Brussels...almost all the Taxi's are nice new Mercedes Benz. If not Mercedes, they have a few cars that are cool for Taxi use (Fiat and VW)..... As in most European cities, the public transportation is easy and efficient.....In cities like Frankfurt and Amsterdam, the city trains can take you from the airport to within a few blocks of any place in the city.

It's not that Miami has a very limited public transportation system or that most of the MIA cabbies are Haitian and play the Haitian talk radio stations (extremely loud), it's getting inside a 1984 Chevy Impala with bad shock absorbers and fearing for my life as they weave through traffic.

To add to the enjoyment of the MIA experience....the never ending road construction. I wish I could find the statistics on how long the toll booth at SR 112 has been under construction and how many times I have been stuck in traffic becasue of it!

A new sign should be posted at the airport......"The lobbyists and corrupt local government of the great city of Miami .....Welcomes you to HELL!"

I haven't even mentioned the terrible dark and dingy parking garages, the silly sky-bridges with moving sidewalks that are inconvenient and difficult to find, the shameful helliport that was built and only used once, or the rigged security bids that required that the security software operated in Japanese to lock-out competitive bids.

What a bad image for the millions of travelers that pass through MIA (including cruise ship passengers) who are terrified to even stay a day in Miami...what a shame!

I guess I am like a frog that was dropped in a pan of water.....someone has turned the stove on, but I have lived here so long, I never felt the heat ....until I traveled to other places!

But Miami is home....and there is no place like home! Now it's time to open mail, pay bills, read the Herald, watch Fox News and WWE in my Lazy Boy, return phone calls, work a little bit, get updated on the latest gossip, and start another diet.....after (5) weeks away.....it is really great to be home on South Beach!

What killed Delta Airlines?


Delta Airlines should be put out of its' misery...

At one time they were an innovator in the passenger airline industry. They were the first airline to introduce Jet Service, and developed the "Hub and Spoke" concept that built Atlanta's Hartfield Airport into the world's busiest Airport.

What killed Delta? After losing millions of dollars for years, management would point the finger at high priced union labor contracts. The Union would point at the over priced Delta management and their bad decisions....but if you ask the traveling public what killed them.....Dirty airplanes, canceled flights due to equipment problems, lost luggage, over crowded Crown First Class Lounges, late flights because the Atlanta "Hub/Spoke" system has too many delays that create nationwide backups, grumpy old flight attendants that wouldn't know the word "Customer Service" if it bit them in the ass, and ticketing agents that only know the words, "Sorry, but we can't do that".

The Delta Crown rooms in Atlanta are crowded and dirty....the bathroom was so filthy yesterday, I left to use a public washroom....

The Atlanta ticket agents are nasty.....and have a "No-can-do" attitude.

But my favorite Delta pet peeve is the Frequent Flier award program....This is the program were they reward their most valuable and loyal customers .... Unfortunately, between blackout dates and limited seat availability, it is nearly impossible to use the award miles.....creating poor customer relations!

Dealing with the traveling public is difficult, dealing with Unions is difficult, dealing with disgruntled employees that have had to take multiple pay cuts over the years is difficult, dealing with the bankruptcy courts is difficult, dealing with the extra burden of security is impossible, revolving door senior management, increased competition, and the final straw of higher oil prices might be the end of Delta Airlines......

Nothing lasts for ever...It may be only a matter of time before Delta either merges with another airline of joins the group of grounded airlines....Pan Am, TWA, Eastern, and National.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Monday, August 14, 2006

Budapest - Turks, Nazi's, Communist, Hezbollah





Budapest had a special meaning for me.....I have been told that my Great, Great Grandfather was a rabbi in Budapest.

Until 1895, Jews were not given many rights in Hungary. They couldn't vote or own property.....but they still managed to build the largest temple in Europe with a population of 700,000 Jews.

Hungary at the turn of the century was a very wealthy nation. They celebrated the 1000 year anniversary of the cities of Buda and Pest....and built the first subway system in Europe. They also decided to end the discrimination against the Jewish people and declared full rights to all Jews.

With all that history, I decided to take the tour of the Jewish temple, cemetery, and the former Jewish ghetto....I was overtaken with emotions...hearing of the horrible treatment from the Turk wars and Hungarian governments over the centuries....Near the end of WWII...many European Jews fled to Hungary in a hope to escape the Nazi death camps....Unfortunately over 600,000 were slaughtered on the banks of the Danube river or sent to concentration camps to work as slave labor and death as part of Hitler's "Final Solution".

During the war, Hungary sided with the Nazi's, so many European synagogues sent their Torah's to Budapest for safekeeping. In 1944, the Nazi's took over Hungary, and used the Temple as a horse stable. A brave Hungarian woman smuggled the Temple's religious artifacts and the (25) hand written Torah's and burred them in the Budapest library basement for safekeeping. The Nazi's plan was to destroy the temple and kill the remaining Jews....but a few days before it was destroyed, the Soviets invaded and drove the Nazi's out...

Although there are great stories of escapes and some fantastic acts of bravery to save thousands of lives, most of the Jewish population were murdered during the war. After the war, many of the survivors left Hungary because they wanted to escape the horrible memories and start a new life. The remaining Jewish population have worked to restore the temple as a monument and museum. Unfortunately, other nearby temples sit vacant because there is no money to restore and not enough Jewish population left to use them.

The Orthodox temple down the street is an unsafe structure, with the roof collapsed....and bullet holes still left in the walls from the Nazi's.....During the Communist regime from 1956 to 1990....many building were untouched because of lack of money and the uncertain policies of the communist government....The war has been over for (60) years.....but the remaining Hungarian Jews are resolved to re-build!

I really fell in love with Budapest....the food, people, history, shopping, and historical sites make it my favorite European city! Hungary has joined the European Union and it's economy is switching to the Euro....it is alive and thriving with Capitalism and Tourism....

Hungary has re-built after losing every war they have fought.....a civilization that has finally learned that war has no winners...after losing to the Turks, WWI, WWII, and the Communists....the survivors must wonder how advanced their culture would have been if it wasn't for all the destruction from wars.....as I sit in my hotel room watching CNN and the Hezbollah terrorists firing rockets at Israel...I wonder why they haven't learned the lessons?

Killing and destruction has no positive outcome..... What did Castro achieve for the Cuban people? What about Arafat? Hitler? Pinochet? Sadam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Pol Pot in Cambodia, or the dozens of blood thirsty opportunistic that have killed millions throughout Africa? Just a lot of dead innocent women, children, and dreams.

Now we have mad men like the DICTATOR AND SCUMBAG PROPAGANDIST in Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, trying to get nuclear weapons.....Declaring to the world that his goal is to eliminate all Jews.....Where is the world outrage?

I do believe that this is the beginning of WWIII.....A small group of extreme fundalmentalist have hijacked the Muslim world...and feed it Anti-Western world hysterical propaganda through web sites, Mosques, schools, and TV stations....

There economy has 20% un-employment....maybe because they dont have a tourism industry...and they blame there problems on the West.....These extremists have blown up hotels, embassies, airplanes, resorts, trains, subways throughout the world....For the most part, the West has been "inconvenienced" by added security and some of our rights being stripped away....but these extremists will not stop....and it looks like we are headed towards an all out war unless moderate Muslims and new Western leaders (forget about the closed minded Bush regime) can develop common ground to build new peaceful relationships.

Please click the link...and read the article by Alan M. Dershowitz

http://frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=23823

Our tour guide told us that there are are now (84) McDonalds in Hungary and she remembered during the Communist days (less than 20) years ago....how there was very little food on the grocery shelves and very little selection....she also remembered waiting in line (6) hours to try a McDonalds hamburger and fries....... Budapest is a shining example of prosperity and success driven by Capitalism and Democratic Free People.....

Unfortunately, I don't see the pudgy Hezbollah leader ever managing a McDonalds or driving a Taxi in Amsterdam...Too bad our cold war CIA hit squads were disbanded by the Democrats...we could use them!

http://www.seebudapest.com/budapest-history.html

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Prague - Best Thai Food in Europe


The best (or worse) part of any vacation is trying new foods....after a few days of Bavarian food, we were more than ready to start searching for Thai Restaurants....

Berlin...had a few good ones.

Amsterdam.....so many tourists, so busy...no one cared about service or quality...and it seemed like they were not authentic "Thai" because of a strong percentage of middle eastern ownership.

Belgium.... what great restaurants.....I ate Mussels ever day...Awesome!

Zurich....we couldn't find any so we ate Italian Food.....Awesome!

Munich....Hui has Thai friends in Munich so we were treated to a few great places....we also found a great Viet Namese Restaurant!

Prague.....to our surprise had the (2) of the best Thai Restaurants we have ever eaten at.....go figure!

Vienna.....hard to believe but also great Sushi and Thai food!

Budapest.....we ate Chinese, Thai, and of course great Hungarian goulash.

Frankfurt....We found a few good Thai restaurants and even went back for late nite Karaoke ...but really enjoyed an Italian place on the Zell.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Munich to Prague


What an experience....you can really sense the difference in the trains and stations as you leave Germany and enter into the former Soviet Empire.....the Czech Republic.......

Along the way, we heard many stories and warnings about crime....lots of scams and pickpockets. When we got to the train station at midnight is was very, very scary ...... the only thing we wanted to do was grab a cab and get to the Hilton...of course we warned that the Taxi's will rip you off also...so we were told to be careful of the taxi and to get a quote for the ride first.....we still got ripped off.....

It is so stupid to rip off tourists.....they are biting the hand that feeds them...Ignorant assholes.

We arrived at the Hilton around 1am...we were starving...so we headed for the 24h snack shop in the Hilton....were we thought we would be safe from the tourist rip-offs.....but to our surprise we really got robbed and ate $22 club sandwich.

Thank goodness we found an awesome Thai restaurant and Thai massage parlor the next day...I needed a good massage after sitting on the train for (6) hours.....the biggest surprise so far has been the Hilton Sauna / Steam baths are co-ed....and nude.....Young guys and girls have no problem walking in and laying down completely nude....it has been quite a (enjoyable) culture shock that has made up for the petty rip-offs!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Zurich

One of my favorite cities in Europe...easy to get around, great sites, great food....and NICE PEOPLE.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Trains, Planes, and Automobiles


John Candy and Steve Martin's classic movie is the only way to describe our train trip through Northern Europe .... Yesterday we spent (8) hours traveling from Brussels to Zurich....and we had a great time.... except we didn't know that the train we took, didn't serve food or beverages ... it was a mad rush at a few stations to run off the train and buy drinks and candy bars....but somehow we made it!

Zurich is awesome...now off to Munich!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Berlin to Amsterdam to Brussels


We left Berlin via train and arrived in the marijuana capital of the world, Amsterdam.....everyone is stoned and burned out in this town.....Amazing Place!!!

I am typing this blog message from a coffee shop surrounded by pot smokers!! Thank goodness my cigar smoke keeps them away and reduces the pungent body odor from the immigrants that have taken over the city!

Berlin was interesting, especially my visit to the Hilton Steam Room....

We are headed to Brussels .......

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Berlin.....Checkpoint Charlie







The (5) week journey begins in Berlin, Germany.

Kennedy was here and asked Kruschev to free Berlin, Reagon was here and asked Gorbachov to "tear the wall down"......today I am here drinking German beer and smoking Dominican cigars!

The Soviet Union has fallen......and now Berlin is a thriving capital city filled with tourists celebrating freedom! My hotel is in East Berlin!

Last year I went to China and Viet Nam, both places are also thriving with tourists.

A few years ago I spent time in Poland and Russia...also prospering with tourists dollars.

Growing up in America in the 60's and 70's it was unthinkable to imagine someday these places would be open to tourism and thriving......

Today as terroist are bombing and killing people in the Middle East...it is also unthinkable that they cant learn from history.... they would be better off putting the guns down and building a tourism industry....Tourism beats Terroism!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Prague - Budapest - Berlin







Hopefully, I miss a little of the South Florida Heat and Humidity....and maybe if I am lucky even miss the media hurricane hysteria.....

Hui and I will be traveling through Europe July 15 through August 17....We have a Euro-Rail Pass for the first two weeks (maybe visit Amsterdam, Brussels, Switzerland) and booked a River Cruise from Prague to Budapest.....

Friday, July 14, 2006

Global Warming - A Terrifying Message from Al Gore
Neocon - Out of Control
Ted Stevens - Daily Show

It's not personal, it's business

COLLECTED TRUTHS ABOUT THE NATURE OF GOVERNMENT

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man....which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire (1764)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while Congress is in session. - Mark Twain (1866)

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Never mess with a Gator!

Florida has a ratio of (1) alligator for every (14) people in the state.....and they are getting hungry!