Friday, February 09, 2007

English is Easy?

Everyone that moves here from another country should be able to speak it fluently!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Tech TV Blooper

Jeff Han on TED Talks

Whatever happened to Jim Defede?


Former Miami Herald columnist, Jim Defede left the Herald over a year ago as part of the Miami Commissioner Arthur Teale tragedy. Now Defede hosts his own radio show, web blog, and is following in the footsteps of Ralph Renich (CBS 4) as an occasional contributor to the world of TV news commentary. If you really want to know what's going on behind the curtain in South Florida.....Jim Defede is "the man".


http://www.jimdefede.com/

http://cbs4.com/defede


World Economics for Dummies












Economic Models explained with cows

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new President of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

A WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

Go GATORS!!!

After FSU coach Bobby Bowden passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little 2-bedroom house with a faded FSU banner hanging from the front porch.

"This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God explains. Coach Bowden looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge 2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Gator flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge Gator banner hanging between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. Why do I get a little 2 bedroom house with a faded FSU banner, and Urban Meyer gets a mansion with new Gator banners and flags flying all over the place? Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Urban Meyer's house. That's mine."

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Shortest Books in the World

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
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ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Barney Frank (D-Mass)
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
b y PETA

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clintonwith introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Wolfowitz - President of World Bank



As president of the World Bank, Paul Wolfowitz is clearly not short of a buck or two.

So is he just too time-poor to get down to his local mall and invest in a new pair of socks? Known for his sharp suits and hawkish views, he was snapped revealing his inner slob during a visit to the Selimiye mosque in Edirne, western Turkey.

The images offered proof - if it were ever needed - that even the big toenails of the world's debatably great and good are best kept under wraps.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Copy, Paste, and Mail

Auschwitz was liberated by the Russians on Jan. 27, 1945.

To commemorate this, and in memory of those who perished during the Shoah, please read the message and forward itto ten people worldwide:

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War inEurope ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated .

Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming theHolocaust to be "a myth," it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets. This e-mail is intended to reach forty million people worldwide! Join us and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world. Please send this e-mail to 10 people you know and ask them to continuethe memorial chain. Please don't just delete it. It will only take you a minute to pass this along - Thanks!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Tuna Crisis ?


Scientists discuss impending global tuna crisis
The world's five regional tuna regulating bodies hope to form a global strategy to address decreasing bluefin tuna stocks.
BY HANS GREIMEL
Associated Press

TOKYO - Nothing highlights Japan's insatiable hunger for tuna like the fish aisle at a supermarket -- brick-size chucks of savory red meat, trays of delicately sliced sashimi and shelf-loads of sushi rolls.

Prized bluefin specimens the size of grown men, hooked as far away as the Mediterranean, are packed in ice and flown for next-day delivery to Tokyo, where they can fetch hundreds of dollars per pound at auction.

With soaring demand and prices to match, it's a small wonder that global tuna stocks are on the verge of collapse. The question is how long -- or if -- the binge can continue. This week scientists, regulators and fishermen are trying to reverse the decline at an unprecedented global summit.

At stake is an annual global haul worth hundreds of millions of dollars and the preservation of a top-tier predator fish that helps hold the ocean's ecosystem in balance. The conference, which ends Friday in Kobe, is the first by the world's five regional tuna regulating bodies to form a global strategy.


''Sustainable management of the world's tuna fisheries should be possible, if the will can be found,'' Simon Cripps, director of World Wildlife Fund's marine program, said in a statement Monday. ``But many governments are routinely ignoring scientific advice, failing to implement the available conservation and management measures.''

Some scientists believe that by 2030 there may be no mature tuna left among species like the southern bluefin if overfishing and poaching aren't addressed. Japan's role as host to the conference is highly symbolic of its role as a major tuna consumer. The country accounts for 12 percent of the global catch of 2.06 million tons.

Japan's fisheries agency says the country gobbles up a quarter of the world supply of the five big species: bluefin, southern bluefin, bigeye, yellowfin and albacore. Representatives from the commercial fishing industry, environmental groups and government regulators are discussing ways to strengthen information sharing and cooperation among groups to track and manage tuna stocks.


Participants are seeking to create a framework requiring fishermen -- not just exporters -- to produce certificates of origin for their tuna. The delegates also want to call for a monitoring system to track tuna from the open sea to the fish market. That should help crack down on illegal fishing and countries that exceed quotas.


A global approach is seen as essential because tuna are highly migratory, journeying thousands of miles between feeding and spawning grounds. Overfishing on one side of an ocean can affect fisheries half a world away.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

20/20 Stupid in America

Education System

Miami - Middle Class Exodus

THE PRICE OF PARADISE
Area sees middle class exodus
BY GREGG FIELDS AND JENNY STALETOVICH

ndahlberg@MiamiHerald.com
Housing aid is a recruitment tool
Marathon sees middle class leave in droves
Transplants find paradise in Gainesville

He was known as Gator on KISS Country, 99.9 FM. But these days, Kevin Kilpatrick is living in the land of catfish and grits rather than gators and bagels. Last November, he moved to Tennessee from Plantation.

`I just wanted to get away from the congestion, the idiots driving,'' he said. ``And we won't have to worry about hurricanes anymore.'' Kilpatrick, 37, had a good life in South Florida, but a new career as an independent voice artist meant he was free to relocate.

The home price differences made the decision a no-brainer. In Broward, where he was renting a house from his in-laws, the median home price is more than $377,000. In southern Tennessee, about an hour from Nashville, he has 10 acres and a 4,000-square-foot home built two years ago. The price: $280,000.

``We just felt we could have a better quality of life'' by moving, he said. There are always people moving in and out of South Florida, which overall continues to grow. But in the last year - too recent to appear on radars like federal Census data - experts are seeing powerful anecdotal evidence of an outbound migration trend.

Indeed, 25 years after Time magazine's infamous ``Paradise Lost?'' cover story, South Florida is once again losing its allure for the middle class. This time, it isn't high crime and cocaine cowboys driving people off. Rather, the trouble in paradise is the quality of life - everything from grinding traffic to costly homes and gale-force increases in windstorm-insurance premiums.

It's prodding growing numbers of people in their prime earning years to conclude - correctly - that the smartest economic decision they can make is to leave South Florida. Lisa Kirkham is an example. She recently left Cutler Ridge for Maryland. A new marriage was one reason, but other factors had her looking to leave before she met her husband. `There are days when it has taken me two hours to go 20 miles'' to work at a cargo airline. Meanwhile, her mortgage payment kept rising because of windstorm insurance. ``I don't know how people can afford it.''

MIDDLE-CLASS DECLINE
A recent study by the Brookings Institution, a Washington think tank, found that many apparently can't. Middle-income neighborhoods, as a proportion of all metropolitan neighborhoods, have been declining nationally - to 41 percent, from 58 percent in 1970.

The study found that Miami-Dade County had the nation's fifth-lowest proportion of middle-income households, barely ahead of perennial losers like New York City and Los Angeles. Broward fared nearly as badly, ranking 82nd. Palm Beach County placed 80th. Although the study was based on 2000 Census data, in all likelihood the problem has worsened in the interim, said Alan Berube, Brookings' director of metro studies.

`The run-up in housing prices in South Florida is comparable to a lot of coastal areas,'' Berube said. ``As a family moves up, there's nowhere to go but out.'' As one indication of middle-class discontent, public-school enrollment has been declining - in Miami-Dade since 2002 and in Broward last year for the first time in more than 20 years.

Certainly, South Florida remains an immensely appealing location. And some professionals think the problem may be overestimated. `I personally don't know anyone who has left,'' said John Beauchamp, a vice president in Fort Lauderdale's Intercoastal Realty. Beauchamp does think high real estate taxes are a growing issue, but of home prices, he said: ``I'm a positive person, and my answer is, there's a price to paradise.''

GETTING OUT
But economists and urban planners worry that the high price could render South Florida a stratified community, where the rich live well, the poor get by, and the middle class get out.
`From a policy perspective, we need to revisit the norm,'' said Jim Tarlton, head of the Broward Alliance economic development agency. ``Things have changed, the dynamics have changed, from when our norms were established.''

For instance, the South Florida norm has always been to ``pay in sunshine.'' Translation: The area depended on low-wage service jobs, on the theory that there would always be arrivals who would work cheap for the weather. With today's economy, that's not possible.

Also, the Save Our Homes initiative of a few years ago tied property taxes to a home's purchase price, and caps the increases forever after. That has unintentionally resulted in a situation where someone who wants to move would pay such a high tax bill on a new home that it might make more sense to leave South Florida altogether. On a $500,000 house, for instance, property taxes can easily surpass $12,000 a year - or $230 a week.

`The fact that people can't move from one house to another because of the way property taxes are structured will impact us,'' Tarlton said. ``It impacts the workforce directly, and without that workforce, it makes it very hard for companies to keep their cost structures down.''
Companies that can't keep their cost structures down are likely to move to locations that afford them that ability.

Lauren and Julio Ascensios are an example of the middle-class families caught in the South Florida squeeze. She is a project manager for a commercial real estate company; he owns an Internet photography business. Four years ago, they sold their South Beach condo and bought a 1935 two-story Mediterranean just a block and a half from Biscayne Bay in northeast Miami.
But now, with a baby, they are concerned about schools. Although they have equity in their home, it won't help them move locally because prices have risen across the region. Staying where they are could mean expensive private schools.

`You're squeezed from every side, and you're trying to decide which way to go,'' Lauren said.
Now their house is on the market and they are planning to move to North Carolina, where Lauren says she can cut expenses 50 percent. ``If we didn't have kids or intend to have more, we could do Miami,'' she said. ``We can work and battle it out. But we want that quality of life for our children.''

Worth noting, of course, is that quality of life isn't just about affordable housing.

`AN ANGRY PLACE'
``I find it to be an angry place,'' said Adele Paul, a Coconut Grove optometrist, who operates a practice with her optician husband, David Fitzgerald. ``We went to Amelia Island last year, and everyone was so nice.'' So the couple are selling their home and building a house in Fernandina Beach.

Paul's situation illustrates why powerful economic forces are prying loose South Florida's middle class. First, there are thousands of households with formidable amounts of home equity. Paul and her husband could have roughly $500,000 in profit from their home, even after accounting for renovations.

Second, there is the property-tax jump if you move. Third, even those fortunate to have an affordable mortgage at a fixed rate are being pummeled by a rapidly rising cost of living. Windstorm insurance is one example. In the case of Paul, the tiny building where she practices optometry has seen its assessment rise to more than $1 million, from $345,000.

`THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY'
`We were $8,000 short on our escrow account, and if you're running a small business, that's a lot of money,'' she said. ``I can't just charge higher fees because insurance and government reimbursements are fixed.''

Moving to Nassau County in northern Florida has also provided a couple of unintended economic dividends. ``Malpractice insurance is two-thirds what it is here,'' she said. ``And car insurance goes way down.''

A few key statistics show how quickly, and powerfully, the economic winds have shifted in South Florida. In 2001, the Florida Association of Realtors estimated that the median South Florida home cost $158,000. That was about 7 percent more than the national median. With 10 percent down, that would have meant a monthly payment of $898.80 for principal and interest at prevailing mortgage rates then.

Today's median home price of $378,000 locally is 73 percent above the U.S. average. It also means that principal and interest total $2,150 monthly. And that's after a 10 percent down payment - $37,800.

``The hardest thing for them is coming up with a down payment,'' said Kimberly August, a mortgage planner with RegionsBank. August noted that mortgage payments are already on the rise for households with adjustable-rate mortgages. But even families with fixed-rate home loans are finding their housing costs soaring, she said, because of skyrocketing insurance premiums, which have nearly doubled in the last several years and will nearly double again if proposed rate increases are approved.

``Insurance is taking the place of your rates going up,'' August said.
Could housing prices deflate? In theory, inflation in housing can't outpace income growth forever. The reality, however, suggests it can, absent a disaster. In a recent survey of the U.S. housing market, the Joint Center for Housing Studies at Harvard University said the imbalances in affordability don't self-correct very quickly - and the solutions are often worse than the problem.

``In most cases, it takes significant job losses - or a combination of overbuilding, modest job losses and population outflow - to drive house prices down substantially,'' the Harvard study concluded.

CONDO SALES DOWN
Although there is growing evidence of overbuilding in condos, it isn't clear whether that is the answer to the housing affordability problem. In fact, even as the new buildings soar, sales of existing condos were down more than 30 percent in June in both Miami-Dade and Broward.
The other factors that Harvard said will cool off housing prices are not factors. The labor market is drum-tight, for instance, and the population continues to grow with influxes from Latin America and the handful of cities, such as Boston and New York, that still make South Florida look like a relative bargain.

Those who stay find that the home-equity windfall doesn't actually produce a higher living standard. ``The problem with real estate is, yours goes up but what you want to buy also goes up,'' said Oscar Aleman, 43. He and his wife are selling their one-bedroom North Miami condo and teaming up with his parents. They hope to find a triplex, which would allow them to rent the third unit for rental income.

Even working two jobs - in security and as a medical technician - he is having a hard time finding something affordable. ``Basically, [it's] the only way people without a lot of money can afford a mortgage,'' he said.

COMMON COMPROMISES
John Bryan Page, chair of the anthropology department at the University of Miami, said the kinds of compromises being made by Aleman's family are common in cities with stratospheric housing costs. ``To look at what kinds of adaptations take place, you need to look at places like San Francisco and New York City where people have been living [in over-priced markets] for a long time,'' he said.

They have roommates or put another generation under the roof. Commutes grow longer, traffic gets worse. ``People are opting for living down in Homestead and places they can afford,'' Page said. ``If I had that kind of commute, I would slash my wrists.''

Scott Leidel took another approach. He drove off. A native of Miami, he found himself priced out of his hometown. ``It was either move to another place and pay off all our debts, or stay in Miami and get further in debt,'' said the 28-year-old computer technician.

He sold his Sweetwater condo for $190,000 - earning $80,000 on it in just two years - and decamped to a Chicago suburb. His new abode is twice as big as his old condo and cost $20,000 less. ``It's kind of that Coral Gables-South Miami feel wherever you go,'' he said of his new community. ``We have a friend who just bought a home for $500,000 up here and that's a lot of money, but his home is the size of one of those Star Island homes.''

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Interesting Article ......floating around the internet

FOR BOTH DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS TO READ

It is very long....but VERY MPORTANT!


WHY WE MUST WIN THE WAR


Please take the time to read the attached essay by Dr. Chong. It is without a doubt the most articulate and convincing writing regarding the War in Iraq.


If you have any doubts, please open your mind to his essay and give a fair evaluation. Dr. Chong is the source of these thoughts.

Subject: Muslims, terrorist and the USA. A different spin on Iraq war. This WAR is for REAL! Dr. Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired, Tuesday, July 12, 2005.

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it. Our > country is now facing the most serious threat to its existence, as we know it, that we have faced in your lifetime and mine (which includes WWII).

The deadly seriousness is greatly compounded by the fact that there are very few of us who think we can possibly lose this war and even fewer who realize what losing really means. First, let's examine a few basics:

1. When did the threat to us start? Many will say September 11, 2001. The answer as far as the United State is concerned is 1979, 22 years prior to September 2001, with the following attacks on us:

Iran Embassy Hostages, 1979;
> * Beirut, Lebanon Embassy 1983;
> * Beirut, Lebanon Marine Barracks 1983;
> * Lockerbie, Scotla nd Pan-Am flight to New York 1988;
> * First New York World Trade Center attack 1993;
> * Dhahran, Saudi Arabia Khobar Towers Military complex 1996;
> * Nairobi, Kenya US Embassy 1998;
> * Dares Salaam, Tanzania US Embassy 1998;
> * Aden, Yemen USS Cole 2000;
> * New York World Trade Center 2001;
> * Pentagon 2001.

(Note that during the period from 1981 to 2001 there were 7,581 terrorist attacks worldwide).

2. Why were we attacked? Envy of our position, our success, and our freedoms. The attacks happened during the administrations of Presidents Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton and Bush 2. We cannot fault either the Republicans or Democrats as there were no provocations by any of the presidents or their immediate predecessors, Presidents Ford or Carter.

3. Who were the attackers? In each case, the attacks on the US were carried out by Muslims.

4. What is the Muslim population of the World? 25%.

5. Isn't the Muslim Religion peaceful? Hopefully, but that is really not material. There is no doubt that the predominately Christian population of Germany was peaceful, but under the dictatorial leadership of Hitler (who was also Christian), that made no difference. You either went along with the administration or you were eliminated. There were 5 to 6 million Christians killed by the Nazis for political reasons (including 7,000 Polish priests).

see http://www.nazis.testimony.co.uk/7-a.htm_
http://www.nazis.testimony.co.uk/7-a.htm)

Thus, almost the same number of Christians were killed by the Nazis, as the six million holocaust Jews who were killed by them. Although Hitler kept the world focused on the Jews, he had no hesitancy about killing anyone who got in his way of exterminating the Jews or of taking over the world - German, Christian or any others.

Same with the Muslim terrorists. They focus the world on the US, but kill all in the way -- their own people or the Spanish, French or anyone else. The point here is that just like the peaceful Germans were of no protection to anyone from the Nazis, no matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection for us from the terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing -- by their own pronouncements -- killing all of us "infidels." I don't blame the peaceful Muslims. What would you do if the choice was shut up or die?

6. So who are we at war with? There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists. Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal. There is no way to win if you don't clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting.

So with that background, now to the two major questions: 1. Can we lose this war? 2. What does losing really mean? If we are to win, we must clearly answer these two pivotal questions. We can definitely lose this war, and as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question - What does losing mean?

It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home and going on about our business, like post Vietnam. This is as far from the truth as one can get.

What losing really means is: We would no longer be the premier country in the world. The attacks will not subside, but rather will steadily increase. Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet. If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us, over the past 18 years. The plan was clearly, for terrorist to attack us, until we were neutered and submissive to them. We would, of course, have no future support from other nations, for fear of reprisals and for the reason that they would see, we are impotent and cannot help them.

They will pick off the other non-Muslim nations, one at a time. It will be increasingly easier for them. They already hold Spain hostage. It doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong for Spain to withdraw its troops from Iraq. Spain did it because the Muslim terrorists bombed their train and told them to withdraw the troops. Anything else they want Spain to do will be done. Spain is finished.

The next will probably be France. Our one hope on France is that they might see the light and realize that if we don't win, they are finished too, in that they can't resist the Muslim terrorists without us. However, it may already be too late for France. France is already 20% Muslim and fading fast! If we lose the war, our production, income, exports and way of life will all vanish as we know it. After losing, who would trade or deal with us, if they were threatened by the Muslims. If we can't stop the Muslims, how could anyone else?

The Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost. We better know it too and be likewise committed to winning at any cost. Why do I go on at such lengths about the results of losing? Simple. Until we recognize the costs of losing, we cannot unite and really put 100% of our thoughts and efforts into winning. And it is going to take that 100% effort to win.

So, how can we lose the war? Again, the answer is simple. We can lose the war by "imploding." That is, defeating ourselves by refusing to recognize the enemy and their purpose, and really digging in and lending full support to the war effort. If we are united, there is no way that we can lose. If we continue to be divided, there is no way that we can win! Let me give you a few examples of how we simply don't comprehend the life and death seriousness of this situation. President Bush selects Norman Mineta as Secretary of Transportation. Although all of the terrorist attacks were committed by Muslim men between 17 and 40 years of age, Secretary Mineta refuses to allow profiling. Does that sound like we are taking this thing seriously? This is war! For the duration, we are going to have to give up some of the civil rights we have become accustomed to. We had better be prepared to lose some of our civil rights temporarily or we will most certainly lose all of them permanently. And don't worry that it is a slippery slope.

We gave up plenty of civil rights during WWII, and immediately restored them after the victory and in fact added many more since then. Do I blame President Bush or President Clinton before him? No, I blame us for blithely assuming we can maintain all of our Political Correctness, and all of our civil rights during this conflict and have a clean, lawful, honorable war. None of those words apply to war. Get them out of your head. Some have gone so far in their criticism of the war and/or the Administration that it almost seems they would literally like to see us lose. I hasten to add that this isn't because they are disloyal. It is because they just don't recognize what losing means. Nevertheless, that conduct gives the impression to the enemy that we are divided and weakening.

It concerns our friends, and it does great damage to our cause. Of more recent vintage, the uproar fueled by the politicians and media regarding the treatment of some prisoners of war, perhaps exemplifies best what I am saying. We have recently had an issue, involving the treatment of a few Muslim prisoners of war, by a small group of our military police. These are the type prisoners who just a few months ago were throwing their own people off buildings, cutting off their hands, cutting out their tongues and otherwise murdering their own people just for disagreeing with Saddam Hussein. And just a few years ago these same type prisoners chemically killed 400,000 of their own people for the same reason. They are also the same type of enemy fighters, who recently were burning Americans, and dragging their charred corpses through the streets of Iraq. And still more recently, the same type of enemy that was and is providing videos to all news sources internationally, of the beheading of American prisoners they held.

Compare this with some of our press and politicians, who for several days have thought and talked about nothing else but the "humiliating" of some Muslim prisoners -- not burning them, not dragging their charred corpses through the streets, not beheading them, but "humiliating" them. Can this be for real? The politicians and pundits have even talked of impeachment of the Secretary of Defense. If this doesn't show the complete lack of comprehension and understanding of the seriousness of the enemy we are fighting, the life and death struggle we are in and the disastrous results of losing this war, nothing can. To bring our country to a virtual political standstill over this prisoner issue makes us look like Nero playing his fiddle as Rome burned -- totally oblivious to what is going on in the real world. Neither we, nor any other country, can survive this internal strife. Again I say, this does not mean that some of our politicians or media people are disloyal. It simply means that they are absolutely oblivious to the magnitude, of the situation we are in and into which the Muslim terrorists have been pushing us, for many years.

Remember, the Muslim terrorists stated goal is to kill all infidels! That translates into ALL non-Muslims -- not just in the United State, but throughout the world. We are the last bastion of defense. We have been criticized for many years as being 'arrogant.' That charge is valid in at least one respect. We are arrogant in that we believe that we are so good, powerful and smart, that we can win the hearts and minds of all those who attack us, and that with both hands tied behind our back, we can defeat anything bad in the world! We can't! If we don't recognize this, our nation as we know it will not survive, and no other free country in the world will survive if we are defeated.

And finally, name any Muslim countries throughout the world that allow freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, equal rights for anyone -- let alone everyone, equal status or any status for women, or that have been productive in one single way that contributes to the good of the world.

This has been a long way of saying that we must be united on this > war or we will be equated in the history books to the self-inflicted fall of the Roman Empire. If, that is, the Muslim leaders will allow history books to be written or read. If we don't win this war right now, keep a close eye on how the Muslims take over France in the next 5 years or less. They will continue to increase the Muslim population of France and continue to encroach little by little, on the established French traditions. The French will be fighting among themselves, over what should or should not be done, which will continue to weaken them and keep them from any united resolve.

Doesn't that sound eerily familiar? Democracies don't have their freedoms taken away from them by some external military force. Instead, they give their freedoms away, politically correct piece by politically correct piece. And they are giving those freedoms away to those who have shown, worldwide that they abhor freedom and will not apply it to you or even to themselves, once they are in power. They have universally shown that when they have taken over, they then start brutally killing each other over who will be the few who control the masses. Will we ever stop hearing from the politically correct, about the "peaceful Muslims"?

I close on a hopeful note, by repeating what I said above. If we are united, there is no way that we can lose. I hope now after the election, the factions in our country will begin to focus on the critical situation we are in, and will unite to save our country. It is your future we are talking about! Do whatever you can to preserve it. After reading the above, we all must do this not only for ourselves, but our children, our grandchildren, our country and the world. Whether Democrat or Republican, conservative or liberal and that includes the Politicians and media of our country and the free world!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

My Resume

My Resume

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. Now I just sit at home and post silly things to my BLOG!


How did I know when it was time to move on???


Ten Ways to Know It's Time to Go
A Job-Change Checklist
By Caroline Levchuck

No matter how much you love your job, you may not love it all the time. Folks with the most fulfilling of professions can still find themselves battling a case of the "Sunday Night Blues." And, from time to time, we may all feel a sense of disenchantment with our employer or our co-workers.

But how can you know when it's really time to go? Here's a hint: If more than half of the following statements ring true for you, get your resume ready and start connecting with new opportunities today.

1. You start to dread Monday as soon as you leave work on Friday.

2. It becomes more and more difficult to get up for work each day, and tardiness becomes a way of life.

3. You cannot muster enthusiasm for anything related to work -- other than your paycheck.

4. You spend most of your time complaining to colleagues or about your colleagues.

5. You act defensive and even hostile in company meetings when there's little cause for it.

6. You interact less and less with co-workers, shutting yourself away in your office and avoiding opportunities to socialize.

7. You've used up all your sick, personal, and vacation days -- and the year isn't even half over.

8. You're constantly putting off until tomorrow what you could (and should) do today. When you do actually commit to doing your work, you feel resentful.

9. You're bitter about the company's success or that of a co-worker.

10. You have no professional goals related to your job, and you have a hard time even making some up at your obligatory performance review

Borat visits a Pentecostal Church

Borat Learns how to Defend from a Jew.

Borat - My favorite scene from the Movie!

Will It Blend? - Golf Balls

Will it blend? I-Pod

Monday, January 15, 2007

Miami Herald Article - Crime Increase

Violent crimes in Palm Beach County reminiscent of old Miami
A spike in Palm Beach County's violent crime rate recalls, to some, the Miami of late last century.
BY KIMBERLY MILLER

Palm Beach Post

Nearly 30 years ago, the Cocaine Cowboys with their ''go fast'' drug boats and MAC-10 submachine guns roiled Miami.

Today, Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw says the county is on the cusp of becoming another Miami. The gang names have changed -- the Top 6, MS-13, San Castle Soldiers -- and their guns are better at killing.

But, on a smaller scale, the terror is the same: 101 murders last year with gangs related to 55 percent to 75 percent of all violent crimes in the county, according to a county-wide violent crimes task force.

And maybe the scariest thing is that it's not just gangs.
Brazen random acts of violence -- daylight carjackings, unprovoked beatings, cat-calls that turn into kidnappings and rapes -- leave law officials, criminologists and sociologists speechless, beyond the same old excuses to explain what's happening.

'In some cases, crime is linked to simply being able to say, `I can get away with it,' '' said Richard Mangan, a Florida Atlantic University criminology professor who spent 25 years as a special agent with the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. ``We say we only solve between 12 to 13 percent of burglaries. Can you steal things from people's homes and not get caught? Well, yeah.''
Yet despite the 26 percent increase in murders last year and pleas since at least 2004 from black communities to stop the violence, some residents and public officials have been slow to acknowledge a problem.

In October, Bradshaw said, ``This isn't people walking down the street being randomly killed. This is bad people hurting bad people.'' Two months before he made that statement, an assault rifle killed a blameless landscaper in a Boynton Beach drive-by.
West Palm Beach Mayor Lois Frankel was equally dismissive of crimes in 2005, after a spate of shootings that killed three young men in a month.

''These are not random attacks on innocent bystanders,'' she said.

Six months later, a hooded man shot and killed 24-year-old city worker Courtney Lewis as he bent over to repair a weed cutter at Coleman Park in West Palm Beach.
Extreme violence has become so common that murders no longer are guaranteed front-page news.

Some Christmas Eve shoppers at the Boynton mall continued standing in checkout lines having their purchases rung up even as shots rang out and police chased down a killer in their midst.
'We say, `Oh yes, it's there, but it's not us, it's them,' '' said FAU sociologist Tom Wilson, who teaches a class on social control and deviance. ``It's just that we don't know what to do. The police are in the unenviable position of being asked to account for this behavior. If you asked me to account for it, I can't. If I were the sheriff, I couldn't be that frank.''

The Boynton Beach Mall shooting was shocking but not unexpected, said sheriff's Capt. Jack Strenges, who commands the violent crimes division. ''We eventually expected something like this to occur in an area with a lot of people,'' Strenges said.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Media obsessed with Rosie & Donald

It really is unbelievable.....while TV coverage is obsessed with non-sense......our country is making great strides...but it goes mostly un-reported. The media is all about ratings, not informing the public!

Did you know......

1) The US Federal deficit falls to lowest level in 4 years....
Government ran surplus in December

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16599329/

2) U.S. trade deficit at lowest level in 16 months
Exports for airplanes soar as oil-import costs decline.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16559454/

3) Oil is down to $53/ barrel

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12400801/

4) China foreign currency reserves pass $1T

http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D8MKCAJ80.htm

5) The DJIA and world stock markets are at an all time high......

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

BCS Championship Game - Preview

BCS Standings: Florida

THE SEC IS AWESOME!

The BCS National Championship Game Preview

Another football expert picks OSU to win game!

Gator Chomp

Go Gators !

Experience Gator Football - 2006 National Champions

Gators win another National Championship!


What a Great Year for the Florida Gators!

NATIONAL CHOMPS

Gators rout Buckeyes to claim BCS crown Florida, a 'team of destiny,' overwhelms mighty Ohio State 41-14 to become the first school to hold men's basketball and football national championships simultaneously.


If you are interested........I am XXL

http://florida.rivals.com/

Friday, December 29, 2006

Rockwell Control - Sales Video

When this thing breaks down....will the repair be covered by warranty and how long does it take technician to fix it?

Global Warming ?

George Carlin - Religion

Howard Beale - The Mad Prophet of the Airwaves

The movie "Network" broke ground and exposed the dark side of humanity....did we learn anything from it? Did we change anything?

I'm Mad as Hell

Travel Plans - 2007















I like celebrating New Year's far away from home....the past two years, I have been in Bangkok for New Years......I always hated the "amateur" night for drinkers, the over-priced parties, the bad service, the crowded airports...so this year I am taking a cruise!

I'm headed out of Port Canaveral on December 31.....returning just in time to watch the Gators win the National Championship!

What a way to start a New Year!

Travel Plans - 2007
January - Carribean Cruise (Ron & Dana with Friends and Family)
February -
March - Las Vegas - ISC Show
April -
May -
June - Australia / New Zealand - Tour with Jim / Mary / Hui
July - Thailand / Hong Kong
August - Province Town / New England
Sept -
October - Cruise (14 Days) - Montreal to Ft. Lauderdale with Mom / Dad / Jim / Mary / Hui
November -
December -

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

More Bush Bashing?


I really hate to kick a dog when it's down, but this Bush family is amazing!



The Bush family has quite a reputation for deal making and corruption.....but after reading the Wikipedia article on Neil Bush....even I was shocked!


1) Did you know that he co-founded a software company that was financed by Russian billionaire Boris_Berezovsky along with businessmen from Taiwan, Japan, Kuwait, the British Virgin Islands, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwaiti company head Mohammed Al Saddah, and Chinese computer executive Winston Wong ?

2) Did you know that Bush made at least $798,000 on three stock trades in a single day of a company where he had been employed as a consultant?

3) Did you know that Bush signed a consulting contract that paid $2 million dollars in stock over five years to work for Grace Semiconductor Manufacturing Corp., a firm backed by Jiang Mianheng, the son of former Chinese President Jiang Zemin, plus $10,000 for every board meeting he attends.

4) Did you know that Bush serves as co-chairman of a company called Crest Investment. Crest pays him $60,000 a year to provide miscellaneous consulting services?

5) Did you know that Bush made a $642,500 commission for introducing an Asian investor to the owners of an American high-tech company?

6) Did you know that Bush's divorce deposition gained public attention when he admitted to several sexual encounters with high-priced escorts in Thailand and Hong Kong?

7) Did you know that as a Board Member of the failed Silverado S & L, Bush participated in one of the largest banking failures of all time costing tax payers over $1b?

What about brother Marvin?

He was a director of the Sterling, Virginia company Securacom, also known as Stratesec, from 1993 until fiscal year 2000. The Securacom/Stratesec company was publicly traded and backed by an investment firm, the Kuwait-American Corporation.


In 1996 Marvin Bush had 53,000 shares in the company's stock he bought at 52 cents a share. In 1997 the stock sold for $8.50 a share. Marvin Bush was no longer listed as a shareholder by the end of 2000.

The chairman of the board of Stratesec is Wirt Walker, a cousin of Marvin and George W. Bush. Stratasec had contracts to provide security for United Airlines, Dulles International Airport (the airport from which American Airlines Flight 77, which crashed into the Pentagon, took off), .........and the World Trade Center in New York at the time of the September 11, 2001 attacks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Bush

Merry Christmas











Brother Ron and Dana hosted a wonderful Christmas dinner in Melbourne Florida....and no one took pictures......but here is the latest family group shot from last summer's Alaska Cruise.




Merry Christmas from the Newman's

Saturday, December 23, 2006

False Advertising?

How could Dan Marino stoop so low? How could he pose for a fake picture? He claims that he lost 20lbs......does this picture look like those pants only fit 20lbs. more?


Maybe a good time to start thinking about a New Year resolution???

This year I am going to do what Dan Marino did.....Buy bigger pants!

Statistics prove that 80-95% of all diets fail.....the bottom line is that we all need to live healthier......a little common sense instead of fad diets from Danny Marino...Increase exercise and decrease calories....10,000 steps a day is what is recommended...just get a pedometer and start walking!!!

http://www.pedometersusa.com/pedometers-all.html

Check-out the PBS "Frontilne" television story....... "Diet Wars" and the web site for great information !!!

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/diet/

Thursday, December 14, 2006

What Bush did before 9-11

I was never a "Bush Basher"...but this guy is responsible for our country spiraling down hill.....looking at this old tape makes me mad at our government for it's failures and lies....This administration makes Nixon's look like saints.

Military Commission Report - Commentary

You gotta love Keith Olbermann from MSNBC

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Johnny Quest PF Flyers

Why can't they make cartoons as good as Johnny Quest? The show was from the early 1960's and I can still watch it! Whatever happened to PF Flyers? I guess they weren't cool enough and aren't "designer" enough for spoiled kids?

When we were kids, childrens programming had a conscious
...it was about adventure...it had redeeming values....although I love the Simpsons and South Park...they both mock the "family" and "authority".

And then there is the show "Celebrity Death Match".....How about Homer Simpson versus Race Banyon?

No one would believe it!!!

















































When history is written.......people will look back at our time and scratch there heads.....they will ask how could people be so stupid to vote in a lying weasel son of President George Bush?
I will answer....Jerry Springer

How could they vote in a man that was a college cheerleader? A man that got daddy to get him into the National Guard to dodge the Viet Nam war? A man that is anti-gay, but dressed in drag in college? A reformed alcoholic that found "God"? A businessman that went from bankruptcy to owning the Texas Rangers baseball team?

When history is written.....people will look back and cry.....at how his mismanagement of fiscal policy sunk our nation into trillions of dollars in debt to China and Mexico......the same way he ran his bankrupt companies....and cut social and education programs in favor of his corrupt phony "faith based" organizations.


The former richest nation in the world...is in debt to China and Mexico......the former poorest nations in the world......How the hell could we have let him do that? He should be impeached and castrated!

It started way back in the 1960's and early 70's, the US military was involved in a very unpopular war .....18 year old boys were drafted and sent half way around the world to fight in a jungle war in the hot steamy swamps of Viet Nam.....the news media would broadcast body counts every night....and the world was worried that the Chinese or the Russians would enter the war and it would end up in a Nuclear World War.

In order to avoid being drafted, many kids moved to Canada or South America....some kids got special college deferments....some kids would cut a few toes off....some kids would try to "dodge" the draft with religious reasons....they were called "conscientious objectors".....Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr objected to the war and converted to Muslim and joined the Nation of Islam, changed his name, and spent time in jail.......and George W. Bush had his powerful daddy pull a few strings.

George W. Bush left his comfy college cheerleader deferment and entered the Air National Guard to escape the chances of getting sent to Viet Nam....instead of showing any shame during a time when our nation was at war.....he would pose for pictures ......like he was some type of war hero....what a shallow man.......But it must have been tough living in the shadows of his father, a true WWII war hero that was shot down in the Pacific that eventually became CIA Director, Vice President, and President......It must of been tough for him to visit his father during his (12) years working at the White House.

In order to get out of his father's shadow....."W" has tried to prove that he is.... his own man.....This will be studied in Psych classes for the next (50) years.

Now George W. Bush is the leader of the free world.....he has brought our nation full circle......he has brought us another un-winnable Viet Nam style mess......and this religious man that fights for the sanctity of marriage ......and against the evils of abortion...and against stem cell research....and stresses that adoption is the only choice for unwanted pregnancy....but hates gay adoption because he claims that a child needs a mother and father.....although over 50% of the families in the US do not have both......and now he has a Vice President that has a lesbian daughter....that is pregnant.....and the crowd starts screaming...."Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"....and someone throws a chair....and someone flashes a grin with no teeth

If you wrote this story just (10) years ago.....and tried to get a movie deal....no one would believe it.....they would laugh and claim it is too absurd. As crazy as Carl Hiassen's books are, his publisher would kick him out if he ever wrote this stuff.....


People laugh at the Jerry Springer show...but in realty.... it is a mirror reflection of the real America......and it is not pretty!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Monday, December 04, 2006

Book Recommendations


It's Holiday time....here are a few book recommendations that I really liked....great gifts for friends and family!



The Four Agreements
Rich Dad, Poor Dad
Good to Great
Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
The E-Myth
The Power of Positive Thinking
Richest Man in Babylon
A Pirate Looks at 50
The Greatest Salesman in the World.......and anything by Og Mandino